Natalie's Story

Alas my story involves being very drunk in a car stuck in traffic on Hoddle, just before Swan St, and the driver playing horrible dance music which made substances erupt from my stomach. Luckily I had the thought to roll down the window and let it exit that way. My poor driver had to pull over into the servo so I could try and wash the side of her car. Punt Rd traffic jam + dance music + very drunk Natalie = bad collaboration.