Three Pieces of Advice

We love this joke from Fysh's dad.

An old man lies dying in bed. He beckons his son to his side,  grasps his hand and whispers into his ear...

'Three pieces of advice, son.'

'Yes, Dad. I'm listening.'

'Never lend money to a friend.'

'Yes, Dad. Never lend money to a friend.'

'Never borrow money from a friend.'

'Yes, Dad. Never borrow money from a friend. Got it. And the third thing, Dad?'

'Don't use Punt Road.'